YOU: And why are you telling us this?
ME: Because I am trying to make a conscious effort to blog every day, at least every day during the week, until I reach 100 blog entries so I had to say something.
YOU: Why are you doing this?
ME: Who the fuck knows, but I gotta pee, so can I go now?
YOU: (Please fill in the blank)
2017: We're still standing, so far.
3 months ago